Katie Pace here. Much to my own dismay, I am not one of those people who have no regrets because “everything that happened got me to this point.” That’s crap. I have tons of regrets. In fact I have about sixteen regrets just from this morning. So my darling children, friends and fellow humans who also have no idea what you're doing - yes, you will make your own mistakes in life that you’ll have to learn from. But maybe you can avoid a few life injuries by reading about mine. Cause I’m a little late to the My-Shit-Is-Together Party. I guess I really got stuck pre-gaming.